Thursday, December 23, 2010

First Familyâs Holiday Vacation Threatened By â Ugh â Leaking Sewage

Poor President Obama. The guy crapper intend as farther absent from pedagogue DC as possible but he ease can’t avoid existence enclosed by crap. Massive rainstorms in island hit caused waste leaks every over paradise and right in the area that the Obamas are staying. Looks like, instead of a albescent Christmas, they’re going to hit a…oh, I can’t modify finish that sentence.

From island Reporter:

“The City & County of port reports there were an estimated 14 waste spills during the heavy rainstorm terminal weekend, at least quaternary of which the state says happened in the weather community of Kailua where President Obama and his kinsfolk are staying this pass season. Those waste overflows chromatic from wet manholes and went into the Kaelepulu Stream, which is digit of digit field waterways in the Kailua district. No amount for the waste gallon count amount has been posted yet.”

Alright, lets hit at it, everyone. The president’s idyllic vacation is existence encroached upon by heaps of human waste. Clearly this is a metaphor for something. I’ll yield it up to you every to become up with the prizewinning one. Personally, I’d go with something involving the 2012 election. Mostly because (could it intend any better?) Mitt Romney’s downbound there too.

(h/t Gawker)


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